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Topic: Potato

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martha Stewart, Easter Bunny

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Remote Control, Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite activity(s):

Gardening

Favorite food(s):

Meat and potatoes, Bacon and eggs, Anything with tomato sauce

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Favorite drink(s):

Sake, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Favorite time of year:

Thanksgiving, Spring

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

SNOW CRAB POTATO SALAD Everyone loves sweet snow crab and everyone likes potatoes.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Monday I had potato salad but even if I grossly underestimated I still only at 1400-something calories yesterday.
Over 400 pounds each of potato salad and slaw is consumed every year along with a variety of vegetables and desserts.
Replace potato chips with fast and easy popcorn made with a hot air popcorn popper.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Served with baked potato or french fries, and fresh tossed garden salad, or homemade cole slaw or pasta salad.
Baked filet of potato crusted salmon served in a white wine basil sauce.
Sandwiches are served with our own Balsamic Vinaigrette New Potato Salad and a fresh fruit garnish.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Potato chips were a chef's way of scoring points off an unruly customer who kept complaining his spuds weren't cooked thoroughly.
Aloo Pakora : Potato fried in butter served with a salad.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Chunky potato halves baked with red cheddar cheese and herb butter.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Take home some potato salad for the family picnic in Rifle Mountain Park or a salad for lunch.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Our Bratwurst is served on imported German wine sauerkraut with German potato salad and bread.

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