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Topic: Thanks for your prayers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Mother Teresa, Pope John Paul II

Favorite book(s):

The Koran

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Good point(s):

Saintly, Humble, Patient

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Prophet Mohammed

Personality:

Brave, Devout, Loving

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Catholic, Sikhism, Muslim

Favorite time of year:

Ramadan, Thanksgiving

Favorite quote(s):

"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
"A watched pot never boils"
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Thank you for your prayers and support as we continue making Jesus known to the villagers in India.
Thank you for your continued prayers and especially for your support during the 24 hour prayer vigil for Megan held on the 16th and 17th.
Thank you in advance for your healing prayers and energy work.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Thanks to you and your Mom and Dad for all your thoughts and prayers during this whole ordeal.
Thank you soooo much for caring and be sure you are in my prayers.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Thank you for all your combined prayers and may our Lord God Almighty shower blessings upon blessings on each of you and your respective families.
Prayers of supplication and giving God thanks for his continuing mercy helps us to rely more on Him and less on ourselves.
The prayers are designed to praise and honor God and to thank him for His Blessings as well as request his continued care over us.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Thank you for your prayers as we continue to seek the guidance of the Holy Spirit for Home Based Communities at Assumption.
Thank you for your prayers and support for Gospel workers like me and enable us to GO OUT and serve the Lord.
Thank you for your prayers and may God continue to bless your ministry and you all personally in your areas of need.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Thanks for your prayers as we concluded the week of outreach to Native Americans during the Gallup Ceremonial's.

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