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Topic: Praying the Rosary

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Mother Teresa

Good point(s):

Saintly, Patient, Humble

Personality:

Devout, Spiritual

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Catholic, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Eastern Orthodox

Favorite book(s):

The Bible

Favorite religious figure(s):

Martin Luther, The Prophet Mohammed

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Favorite time of year:

Thanksgiving, Ramadan

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

A number of the women inour group showed me silver rosaries which turned to gold after praying,or mass, or someother intensely devotional experience.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

A lot of praying is being done and a large proportion of men finger little tasselled rosaries to help them reflect on the 99 names of God.
Rosaries were for praying.

Mark Harris,
Priest

We're praying the Rosary for Jesus Christ and we pray the Rosary of the Blessed Mother.
Praying the rosary is also very important because it allows us to be close to the mysteries of the life of Jesus, to the mysteries of the Redemption and to the life of Mary.
The rosary beads were carried in this manner so they would readily be at hand for frequent praying of the the Holy Rosary.

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