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Topic: Pregnancy

Related:
  Pregnancy and Birth    Pregnancy Information  
  Pregnancy Week    Pregnancy Test  
  Teen Pregnancy    Health Pregnancy  
  Early Pregnancy    Drugs in Pregnancy  
  Pregnancy Complications    Periods Petting and Pregnancy  
  Pregnancy After Miscarriage    Pregnancy Labor  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Having severe anorexia,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Multiple pregnancies, loss of skin elasticity, loss of breast volume and gravity are several factors that cause the breasts to lose their shape and firmness and cause them to sag.
Multiple pregnancies are complicated by an increased risk of premature labor, premature delivery, maternal hemorrhage, cesarean delivery, pregnancy-induced high blood pressure, and gestational diabetes.
Treating PCOS between pregnancies Many women with polycystic ovaries have a mild form and need no treatment whatsoever.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Ectopic pregnancies are almost always found in one of the fallopian tubes (called a "tubal" pregnancy), but can also occur in the abdominal cavity, ovary, or cervical uteri.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Many unplanned pregnancies occur because couples think they are safe for unprotected intercourse on any day but Day 14.
The miscarriage rate is equivalent to that seen in pregnancies with superovulation without Assisted Reproduction, but is slightly higher than natural cycle pregnancies.
I was 45 years old when the operation was done and although I had had one miscarriage, there had been no other pregnancies and I was well used to the idea that I did not want a pregnancy at this time in my life.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The finding that IVF pregnancies result in children with a higher rate of birth defects than natural conception differs from results of several other studies.
There is no apparent difference in cerebral palsy rates between IVF and naturally conceived pregnancies in the Lancet study comparing single with single and twin with twin, suggesting the IVF procedure alone is not of concern.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Unintended pregnancies, sexually transmitted diseases, and abnormal Pap smears are three key areas where the leadership has an opportunity to influence the course of events.
For pregnancies of less than 14 weeks, the type of abortion most commonly done is the suction abortion, sometimes called vacuum aspiration abortion.
Mifeprex is not intended for use with ectopic pregnancies, and since the drug was first released, the FDA report advises physicians to make sure pregnancies are normal before prescribing the drug.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
KD
2004-11-06 21:52:08
can you still have a period and be pregnant?
From:
jhoanne
2004-12-21 00:37:20
hi... im delayed for almost 4 months already and everytime i use pregnancy test i always see clear... i mean no result.... why it is always like that??? thanks
From:
jhoanne
2004-12-21 15:13:11
im not have a period since august and me and my husband trying to have a baby...
From:
Amy
2005-02-22 22:11:39
I took a home ept certainty pregnancy test Ditagle one and the ditagle part was not working right so i took the test out and there was 2 lines , Can you help me
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