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Topic: Pregnancy Test

Related:
  Test    Pregnancy  
  Home Pregnancy Test    Blood tests  
  Blood pregnancy tests    Free pregnancy tests  
  Test Equipment    Early Pregnancy Test  
  Test Drive    Practice Test  
  Laboratory tests    Pregnancy and Birth  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Suicidal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Social worker
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia,  Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A pregnancy test can show your girlfriend whether her body is producing the hormone hCg that is produced in the body of a pregnant woman.
Home pregnancy tests may be a good first step, but your physician will want to confirm pregnancy with either a urine or blood test.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Client pregnancy tests are distributed and administered in accordance with all applicable laws.
We are adding new tests and equipment to improve our services and your care, especially for ovulation and early pregnancy monitoring.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Home pregnancy tests work by detecting HCG (human chorionic gonadotropin) in your urine.
Pregnancy tests are drawn eight and ten days following the transfer and during this time, hormonal support with estrogen and progesterone is continued.
The Home Pregnancy Tests detect the presence of this hormone in the patient's urine.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Tests available range from pregnancy tests to prostate disorder tests.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Home pregnancy tests are also biotechnology diagnostic products.
Free pregnancy tests, free counseling, material goods and medical referrals are available.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Free pregnancy tests, free maternity and infant clothes, crisis pregnancy counseling, classes for sexually abused and post-abortive women.
Home pregnancy tests also allow you to confirm your pregnancy in the privacy of your own (or someone else's) home, with the support people you like around you.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
jean vasques
2005-04-05 12:16:55
my boyfriend and i did make love on the time that i know im fertile,would it be possible to get preggy??
From:
ruby pierre
2005-08-14 00:53:55
ive irregular menstruation eversince until 3 mos ago which i have had mens for 3 consecutive mos & now im delayed for 1 mos is there a possibility that im pregnant??
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