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Topic: Pregnancy Week

Related:
  Week    Pregnancy  
  Days a Week    New This Week  
  One week    Pregnancy Week  
  Information Week    Business Week  
  Pregnancy and Birth    Bike Week  
  Picture of the Week    Pregnancy Information  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
Intelligence:Incompetent
Politics:Religious right,  Conservative
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Favorite body part(s):Breasts,  Heart
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Having severe anorexia,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

High-risk pregnancy within four weeks of estimated date of delivery or in active labor.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Termination of pregnancy A procedure intentionally performed to terminate a pregnancy before 20 completed weeks gestation.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

At 35 weeks of pregnancy your baby weights approximately five pounds and steadily gains about a half pound per week.
If a pregnancy is achieved it is likely you will continue on hormonal treatment to help maintain your pregnancy for approximately two to six weeks.
At 26 weeks my body gave up and I went into Pregnancy Induced Respiratory Failure.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Pregnancy: Sleep medicines may cause sedation of the unborn baby when used during the last weeks of pregnancy.
Early Pregnancy Loss When a pregnancy ends before 20 weeks gestation, it is referred to as early pregnancy loss.
A clinical pregnancy is determined when a pregnancy sac with a heart beat is visible on ultrasound at around 5 weeks after the egg collection procedure.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

If your pregnancy is terminated and you request a leave, your employer must give you an unpaid leave up to 6 weeks.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

This is because the transfer of maternal antibodies to the fetus begins at about 28 weeks of pregnancy and continues until birth.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

For viable pregnancies presenting after 24 weeks of gestation, there has been some debate in the literature regarding the appropriateness of a more conservative management.
If pregnancy is achieved, an ultrasound is performed at four weeks after insemination to document the viability of the pregnancy by detection of a fetal heart beat.
 
 
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