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Topic: Prescription Drug Prices

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Vacuum cleaner

Personality:

Happy, Depressive

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite body part(s):

Eyes

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption, Sunglasses

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra, Taking Valium

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Taking Drugs, Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Prescriptions can cost three to four times less in Europe and Canada than in the United States due to price controls abroad.
Prescription drug prices increased by almost twice the rate of inflation in 2001.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The statute does not prohibit pharmacies from renegotiating their contracts with health plans or from raising the price of prescriptions when they are entitled to do this under their contracts with health plans.
Prices do not include laboratory services and drug prescriptions.
Prescription drugs are cheaper in Canada largely because of government caps on drug prices there.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

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But you can get your prescriptions filled in an efficient and accurate manner at a reasonable price by someone who thinks of customers as friends.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Prices of private prescriptions, or medicines available without prescription, are not controlled.

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