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Topic: Press Release Writing

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Camcorder

Favorite website(s):

IMDb - Internet Movie Database

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, CEO, Interior decorator

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

The Craft

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Photography, Computers, Travelling

Favorite movie(s):

Sound of Music

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Press Release writing and distribution for shareware developers.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

From speeches and presentations to brochures and press releases, our writing and public relations services are tailored to meet your needs.
MITA's Public Relations service ranges from the writing of press releases and media monitoring, to the organisation of conferences and major event management.
The use of press releases and other documents clearly classified as public is permitted provided the Company is identified in writing as the source for the information.

John Fielding,
CEO

She is also responsible for designing and formatting sales proposals and presentations to prospective clients as well as writing corporate press releases.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Writing of press releases in a generic format for artists to use in publicizing their gigs.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We specialize in letter writing, advertising copy, press releases and newsletters.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Services include: press releases, copy writing, media updates and advisories, calendar listings, and complete press kits.
MDM specializes in writing case studies, white papers, web site content, press releases and brochures.
Also undeniable is that writing texts for corporate brochures, advertisements, video presentations, press releases and stories for newsletters is not for anybody.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Will also assist with writing news articles, press releases and work with outside printers.
If you need tips on writing effective press releases, check out an excellent resource at 5.

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