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Topic: Prison

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Capone
Good point(s):Remorseful
Personality:Insane
Bad point(s):Criminal
Politics:Anarchist
Dream job(s):Prison Guard,  Drug dealer,  Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  The Civil War
Favorite book(s):"The Green Mile" by Stephen King
Likes to wear:Burqa
Favorite movie(s):Shawshank Redemption
Favorite destination(s):South America
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Prisons Infrastructure Redevelopment Program Prison Service staff from a range of areas will continue their involvement in functional and operational planning related to the project.
Prisons are mainly warehousing people for punishment and do not provide rehabilitation programs to develop needed education and other skills to rebuild their lives once released.
Privatized prisons, then, are not a quantum leap toward dismantling the state but simply an extension of the already significant private sector involvement in corrections.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Prisons After obtaining access to a Czech prison for the first time by an international human rights organization, PHR performs an autopsy on a political prisoner and investigates prison conditions in Czechoslovakia.
Prisons are privatised, Legal Aid effectively abolished, Local Authorities are still starved of funds.
Our prisons must be transformed from militaristic institutions that foster violent and recurring criminal behaviour to peaceful ones where rehabilitation and development of offenders occur to assist their reintegration into society when they are released.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

He was incarcerated in Chinese prisons for ten years, and while he was there he received many teachings from great lamas.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Checkpoints are a daily reminder that the Palestinians live in prisons where the guards are both Israelis and Palestinian.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

A Bureau of Prisons study shows that offenders who completed a federal residential drug abuse treatment program were successful in staying away from drugs.
The jails/prisons are overcrowded to begin with and it is ridiculous to keep Mary and Laurie incarcerated for falling in love with younger men when there are people who need to be incarcerated for real crimes.
Secure prisons and intermediate sanction facilities provide secure correctional services for individuals who have been found guilty of one or more offenses.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Overpopulation in prisons continues to be an ongoing problem and a serious threat to the recognition of basic rights of prisoners.
 
 
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2005-04-04 11:08:30
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billy fender
2005-04-04 11:08:58
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CHRISTINA
2005-06-14 15:34:42
IM LOOKING FOR MY FATHER WHO IS IN PRISON. WOULD U B ABLE TO HELP ME LOCATE HIM?HIS NAME IS RUBEN GURRERO SEJA AGE IN 50'S
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2008-05-19 22:17:16
find pamela danielle miller 09-10-88 shes in marysville ohio womens prison
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