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Topic: Probe

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Favorite possession(s):Wiretap kit,  Stereo system,  Mobile phone
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Astronaut
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Ampere,  Gabriel Fahrenheit
Interest(s):Physics,  Science,  Biology
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite destination(s):The Moon
Listens to:AC/DC
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The probes are ideal for systems requiring special conditions such as the exclusion of air and allow the monitoring of reaction products of limited stability, and of dynamic processes such as the chemical changes in a polymer during extrusion.
John Fielding,
CEO

The probes were spurred by a series of articles in the Washington Post last month alleging that the company engaged in a string of unusual deals in an effort to shore up revenues in its ailing AOL Internet unit.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Remspec probes are manufactured using a patented fiber bundle technique to maximize optical throughput and mechanical strength.
Probes provide identical statistics and functionality for remote segments as the Observer Suite console.
These probes may also be used to verify processing readings in virtually any type of processing equipment from semiconductor wafer fabrication to high temperature sintering furnaces.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The probes are packaged in a sealed plastic clamshell container with a four color insert card and also come with a full one-year warranty.
Custom probes are available to be used as OEM modules in XRF instruments.
Our Probes are designed to meet the rigours of a modern processing environmment, with armoured cables and reinforced connectors and probes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Langmuir probes are perhaps the simplest diagnostic tools for measuring basic plasma parameters like the plasma density, electron temperature and local plasma potential.
Molecular Probes is committed to being the leading provider of novel fluorescent reagents and detection solutions that advance scientific and biomedical research world-wide.
SMART probes were designed for two strains of marine cyanophage and tested on synthetic targets, purified cyanophage genomic DNA and crude cyanophage lysates.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Probes act as a radar within a sector and are great for warning of a incoming bomber or a missile frigate rush.
 
 
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