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Topic: Stored Procedures

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 King was also responsible for the development of stored procedures and triggers required to implement business rules and enforce data integrity.
The Coefficient stored procedures were originally designed to eliminate the duplicate rows.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 We write stored procedures and triggers for SQL Server databases using Transact SQL.
Stored Procedure A program that creates a named collection of SQL or other procedural statements and logic that is compiled, verified and stored in a server database.
Stored procedures have the performance advantage over 'free text' SQL queries that they are pre-compiled and as such have already been optimised to run in the most efficient manner possible.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 Stored procedures are used on both source and target to send and receive replication notifications.
 
 
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