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Topic: World Products

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Power tools

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

King Gillette, Henry Ford

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Farmer, CEO

Favorite food(s):

Seafood, Olives

Interest(s):

Computers, Economics

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Likes to wear:

Business suits, Vinyl

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our products are produced and procured from dairy ingredient processing companies located throughout the world.

John Fielding,
CEO

MiraCool products are used by Fortune 500 companies and industries around the world to reduce heat stress and fatigue.
Our products are world class, our infrastructure is in place and our customer base is strong and growing.
Our products are used around the world in diverse applications ranging from meteorology to industrial manufacturing.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our products are shipped to customers all over the world via mail order and Internet sales.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Macromedia products are recognised world wide as the market leading tools used in designing and developing Websites.
RedcellX products are world class and outperform its competitors in most areas of functionality.
Nippert products are known throughout the world for their exceptional reliability and innovative design.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Micronics products are used all over the world by our customers for a wide range of applications.
Kellogg products are manufactured in 19 countries and marketed in more than 160 countries around the world.
All products are manufactured in our state of the art facilities equipped with latest machinery from reputed manufacturers world over.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Products are either produced in Israel or associated with the Jewish world.

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