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Topic: Windows XP Professional

Related:
  XP    Windows  
  Professional    Windows 2000 Professional  
  Windows XP Professional Upgrade    Microsoft Windows XP  
  Support for Windows XP    Windows XP Home  
  Software for Windows XP    Download the Windows XP  
  Windows XP Pro    Windows XP Home Edition  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today,  PC World
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Solitaire,  Half-Life
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez,  Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Only Windows XP Professional will ship in a Multi-Language version or support multiple languages in a single install.
Windows XP Professional- based pulse programmer/data acquisition system.
Windows XP Professional helps prevent problems that can arise if important files are changed or incompatible programs are installed.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Windows XP Professional is designed to prevent problems from happening before they start.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows XP Professional Edition desktops may encounter performance problems as a result of antivirus software installation.
Windows XP Professional is built on the core software code used in Windows 2000 and Windows NT Workstation.
Windows XP Professional operating system and NTNMR spectrometer control software preloaded and customized to the specific configuration.
 
 
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