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Topic: Profile

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):IMDb - Internet Movie Database,  HotJobs.com,  Slashdot
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Apple Computer,  Windows computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite computer game(s):StarCraft,  Counter Strike,  Quake
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Writing in their secret blog
Listens to:Savage Garden
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation,  Boy scouts
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Review profiles of private sector services and products provided by our Corporate Associates.
The Profiles Call Center Survey can be used for hiring and for assessing people who are already employed in a call center to identify training needs.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Application profiles are normally combinations, subsets or variants of namespace schemas as used in a particular implementation.
Many profiles have optional tags of the form AToB n or BToA n that contain tables for gamut mapping.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

School Profiles School Profiles collect and report information to help schools make decisions about their effectiveness and to assist them in planning for school improvement.
Health Profiles by Locality The document provides information on the health and socioeconomic status of the residents of Newcastle and North Tyneside Health Authority.
Activities are planned based upon individual resident activity profiles and in response to suggestions made at monthly Resident Council Meetings.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

E-profiles is an online team-profiling web site enabling both individuals and teams to be profiled through the application of an online questionnaire.
Platform profiles provide a means of enabling the user to select the portability and standards conformance attributes that a piece of software ought to have.
Stability profiles allow customers to set up and manage specifications and data relating to the stability trials of its products.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Color profiles are often used with calibrated output devices such as film recorders and color printers.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Electron density profiles and plasma drift velocities observed with the MU radar for this event are also shown.
 
 
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