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Topic: Programmers

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
People talk about their ..:Geekiness
Bad point(s):Lazy
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Favorite great thinker(s):Ada Lovelace
Favorite computer game(s):Myst,  PacMan,  SimCity
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding warez
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Programmers who are unable or unwilling to adhere to these requirements may have their programme suspended.
Programmer's were required to test their changes before being allowed to check them into the baseline.
Programmers who recognized the implications of this change did not care or could not persuade their employers.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Python programmers are strongly encouraged to use argument names as they are good documentation and are useful for development environments and other reflective tools.
Programmers can read this manual to determine the differences between the ULTRIX programming environment and the Digital UNIX programming environment.
Programmers experienced in SQL will have little problem developing SQL commands using DESIGNpoint.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

There were 207 programmers registered for work.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Our knowledgeable programmers are also capable of providing completely custom items from entirely new features to custom reports to meet the unique needs of our clients.
Our programmers and database designers yield a combined expertise of three decades.
Programmers are hunkering down, marketers are selling their wares, press releases and propaganda circulate the floors and once again programmers are hunkering down.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Programmers implement statistical formulas all the time with little or no understanding of why anyone wants to calculate this or what it means.
Programmers are not expected to understand (physical) properties of the observation data.
 
 
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