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Topic: Programming

Related:
  Programming Language    Programming Software  
  Java programming    C programming  
  Basic programming    Web Programming  
  Database Programming    Object Oriented Programming  
  Custom Programming    C programming language  
  HTML programming    Perl programming  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Personality:Analytical
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Favorite great thinker(s):Ada Lovelace
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  PacMan,  Minesweeper
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding warez
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Programming and design errors erode productivity and trust in computer enabled activities.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 Python is an interpreted, object-oriented programming language similar to Tcl and Perl that has gained adherents for its clear syntax and readability.
Object-oriented programming will be taught using Java and functional design and programming with Haskell.
This article is an opinion piece that explains why scripting languages will handle many of the programming tasks of the next century better than system programming languages.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 A variety of programming languages can be deployed for optimum flexibility and to ensure the site fully meets your design and functionality requirements.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

 Programming in Forth is generating higher levels of abstractions, until you have a language well fitted to solve your problem.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 Programming the computer is done using both the supplied PC cable and software or via the 2 programming buttons on the front of the unit.
 
 
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