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Topic: Prostate Surgery

Related:
  Surgery    Prostate  
  Prostate Cancer    Plastic Surgery  
  Eye Surgery    Heart Surgery  
  Cosmetic Surgery    Laser Surgery  
  Reconstructive Surgery    Knee Surgery  
  Oral Surgery    Breast Surgery  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Lungs,  Breasts
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Mobile phone,  Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous
Interest(s):Physics
Favorite great thinker(s):Marie Curie,  Stephen Hawking
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  New Scientist
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking Viagra
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Most men who require major prostate surgery are usually of an age when there is a strong possibility of incontinence from causes other than surgery.
Hormone therapy may be used before surgery and before or during radiation to reduce prostate size or keep the cancer in check.
Incontinence may be complete or partial and can result from prostate surgery or from radiation therapy for prostate cancer.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

DD was subsequently admitted to the GEMS for rehabilitation following surgery for prostate cancer.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Prostate surgery – During a radical prostatectomy, a surgeon removes the entire prostate and some of the surrounding tissue.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

If you undergo surgery for prostate problems insist that proper testing is done as some surgeons only get the tissue tested for cancer if you actually ask for it to be done.
Surgery may be more effective than radiation therapy for tumors confined to the prostate.
Laser surgery is also being investigated experimentally for surgical treatment of prostate cancer.
 
 
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