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Topic: Protection

Related:
  Environmental Protection    Fire Protection  
  Data Protection    Environmental Protection Agency  
  Child Protection    Asset Protection  
  Consumer Protection    Personal Protection  
  Password Protection    Sun Protection  
  Virus Protection    Animal Protection  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Wiretap kit
Interest(s):Law
Politics:Green
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Likes to wear:Business suits
Dream job(s):Private Detective,  Banker,  Tax Collector
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund,  Greenpeace,  Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Tom Ridge- coordinates national strategy to strengthen protections against terrorist threats or attacks in the United States.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Environmental Protection Agency has issued regulations with regard to water quality for ponds and streams, mandating they be sufficiently clean of contaminants to allow for public swimming.
Environmental protection and the expansion of the trail system and recreational opportunities in the river valley were identified as priorities in the Master Plan and also during the Municipal Development Plan public consultation process.
The FCRA also provides further protections, such as the right of consumers to access and obtain correction of data collected and maintained by consumer reporting agencies.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

SEARCH & SEIZURE PROTECTIONS The Fourth Amendment of the Constitution protects an individual against unreasonable searches and seizure of his or her person or property.
It extended the federal protections of the Bill of Rights to citizens under state law, who previously had to look to each state constitution for such rights.
The suit is on appeal and the law may have been imperfectly written, but that shortcoming does not negate the protections that already exist in our state and federal Constitutions.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Complementing these anatomical protections is the nonspecific inflammatory response, in which the smallest particles that penetrate the alveoli meet phagocytic and inflammatory cells, particularly pulmonary alveolar macrophages.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Parental control protections (such as computer hardware, software, or filtering services) are commercially available that may assist you in limiting access to material that is harmful to minors.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The protest called for the expansion of federal hate crimes protections to include crimes motivated by biases based upon gender, sexual orientation and disability.
Ashcroft voted to reverse clean-water protections and to prevent the EPA from enforcing arsenic standards in drinking water.
The simultaneous breakdown of the family and the stripping away of social protections traditionally provided by the state have forced children to contribute to family income or fend for themselves.
 
 
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