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Topic: Spam Protection

Related:
  Spam    Protection  
  Environmental Protection    Fire Protection  
  Data Protection    Environmental Protection Agency  
  Child Protection    Asset Protection  
  SPAM email    SPAM mail  
  Consumer Protection    Personal Protection  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Windows computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother,  Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Downloading porn,  Chatting on ICQ
Favorite sportsperson(s):Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 We are developing and testing a solution for both virus protection and spam filtering for virtual customers, and hope to announce it shortly.
Spam Arrest offers complete spam and virus protection solutions for enterprise and service providers.
Infinity AccessNET is offering spam and virus filtering using the leading email system perimeter protection service of Postini Incorporated.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 T-Net's "Spam and Virus Protection Service" works by blocking known spammers as well as the servers that are known to allow spam to be sent.
The most effective way to win the battle with viruses and spam is to activate the Telpage Mail Center, a virus protection and junk mail solution provided exclusively to Telpage subscribers.
And there is an option to download only headers on periodic mail checks, for ultimate protection against SPAM and virus-laden mail.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

 I have the spam and virus protection, how come I still get junk m.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 Our "Spam and Virus Protection Service" can give you an added protection from viruses in your email without any setup on your part and with no software to install.
New Spam filtering is in place, and our new Virus protection systems are now monitoring all E-Mail and rejected those it finds infected with Virii.
Stop cyber terrorism with new spam filter virus protection software!
 
 
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