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Topic: Pug

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Care bears
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite animal(s):Greyhound,  Poodle,  Dog
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Walking,  Horseriding
Favorite movie(s):Toy Story
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Activity: Pugs are generally very active little dogs and they love their daily exercise Regular walks are essential to keep them fit and prevent them from getting overweight.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Pugs are very loving dogs that are a bit different from other breeds, in that they think they're human.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Pugs are very vulnerable dogs in that the way their jaw and teeth are positioned, they are no match in any kind of dog fight.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Pugs are very prone to seizures and typically take phenobarbital for their entire lives to keep this under control.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Finally, Pugs are often stolen out of yards, or gardeners or meter readers or others leave a gate open and the Pug escapes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Pugs are mammals and mammals shed.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Pugs were known to be within the household of William III and Mary II when they ascended to the throne of Great Britain in 1688.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Pug's destiny is to lead him through a rift in the fabric of space and time to the mastery of the unimaginable powers of a strange new magic.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Normally Pugs are not keen swimmers and should not be encouraged to swim.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Pugs eyes are very sensitive and easily injured, and having their tails pulled can make even the most easy-going pug snap at the person who is doing the pulling.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I was interested in the fact pugs were said not to have smelt in houses when i was buying and when i finally bought one i realised it was true!
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Lovin Pugs and Bullies is looking for foster homes to help while we search for forever homes!
 
 
 User Talk
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2004-11-08 22:27:54
pugs love you back no matter who you are. I have a pug and i love him i respect him and he respects me as long as you care for him and love him he gives that back to me they are jealous in nature but mine is but he loves me
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