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Topic: Puppies

Related:
  Puppy Dog    Puppy Mills  
  Puppies and kittens    Puppy Care  
  Puppy Love    Puppy Training  
  Happy Puppy    Puppies For Sale  
  Puppy Photos    Cute Puppy  
  Puppies Dog names    Free Puppy  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Bad point(s):Lazy
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Poodle,  Rottweiler
Favorite composer(s):Beethoven
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Walking
Likes to wear:Leash,  Fubu,  Billabong
Listens to:Jazz
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Puppies that are placed in new homes require a contract to be signed by new owners and references are required.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This is because puppies and adolescent dogs require higher levels of thyroid hormones as they are still growing and maturing.
Puppies are very impressionable and it is much easier to create good habits rather than fix bad habits.
Puppies are exposed to daily neurological stimulation starting at 3 days of life.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Show puppies are sold on condition they are shown to their championship and obtain all applicable health clearances before being bred.
Puppies are now available out of these exceptional working American Bulldogs.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Those puppies were what my school thrived on while I was in elementary school.
Many are puppies and kittens less than 6 months old.
The puppies are now 8 weeks old and getting cuter by the day.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The puppies are placed in volunteer foster homes for one year where a loving family raises them until they are mature enough for the rigorous four month training program that teaches them to become a guide dog.
Our puppies are reared in the house as part of our family and are therefore well socialised and used to all household noises.
All our puppies are born and raised in the house the first few weeks of their lives with lots of emphasis on socialization.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
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chrystal
2005-03-17 19:38:03
how do i wean 4 week old puppies>
From:
Mariyama
2006-05-23 21:06:58
How does a blue pittbull puppy gradually change its color?
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