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Topic: Samaritan's Purse

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Mother Teresa, Ruud Lubbers, Osama Bin Laden

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Good point(s):

Generous, Patient

Personality:

Suicidal

Politics:

Religious right

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic, Christian - Protestant

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite sport(s):

Running

Likes to wear:

Nike, Adidas

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Making the world a better place

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Samaritan's Purse has an opportunity for an individual with food for work/food distribution experience as well as an agriculture background and general project coordination abilities.
This position will also assist in the development of food for work projects and potential agriculture projects for Samaritan's Purse to consider and implement in coming months.
Our student internship program enables a limited number of college and university students to spend eight to ten weeks at Samaritan's Purse international project sites.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Samaritan's Purse Nondenominational evangelical Christian organization providing spiritual and physical aid to hurting people around the world.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Two good Samaritans came to the rescue when Santa Clarita resident Ruth Onken, 82, had her purse snatched by two teenaged boys.
Volunteers from all over beg for a chance to help at Samaritan's Purse But every third box or so, you get one that isn't full, or you have to replace something inappropriate.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Operation Christmas Child QCC sent 194 Christmas packages to needy children internationally this Christmas, through the work of the relief organization Samaritan's Purse.
Operation Christmas Child is a unique ministry of Samaritan's Purse which brings Christmas joy, packed in gift-filled shoe boxes, to children around the world.
OCC is an outreach of the international organization Samaritan's Purse to provide shoeboxes full of Christmas presents to needy children around the world and share the love of Christ with them.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Samaritan's Purse uses the Internet protocol Secure Socket Layer (SSL) to protect your personal and credit card information.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Samaritan's Purse has taken shoe boxes to children in war-ravaged places such as Afghanistan and the Balkans.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Samaritan's Purse is a Christian organization committed to spreading the Good News of Jesus Christ through emergency relief and evangelism.

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