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Topic: Quake

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Xbox,  Linux box,  Windows computer
Favorite website(s):Game Spot
Intelligence:Stupid
Currently has on their coffee table:National Geographic
Favorite Card Game(s):Bridge
Interest(s):Geography,  Role Play Games
Favorite computer game(s):Quake,  Half-Life,  Doom
Favorite movie(s):Indiana Jones
Favorite sportsperson(s):Andre Agassi (tennis)
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez,  Downloading MP3's,  Chatting on ICQ
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Scientists think those quakes were the result of an intrusion of magma causing increased gas pressure in the conduit that leads to the lava dome.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Quakes Rice Snacks are the irresistible, anytime snack, bursting with mouth-watering flavor and crunch.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Dewayne DeRosario: Quakes crafty striker tells MAGIC about the game in which he scored to bring.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Although earthquakes are common in the Hindu Kush region, the latest quakes were unusually shallow and so were felt over a wide area.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she is able to get to the phone and call 911 for the cops.
The Quakes scored runs in each inning from the second through the sixth inning, including a two-run homer from Brandon Pernell.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Exchanging quakes is impossible unless you have a flatbed scanner and can send PICT files over the Net.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Researchers at QUAKES are developing computer models for the entire earthquake process, from the microscopic physics within fault zones, to the macroscopic physics of interacting fault systems.
QUAKES performs fundamental geophysical research with the aim of developing comprehensive methodologies for forecasting earthquakes and to improve understanding of the earthquake mechanism.
QUAKES is focussing on filling a fundamental gap in the knowledge of the earthquake generation process by developing a microscopic based numerical simulation capability.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Quakes have announced two new front office hires, welcoming Brandon Tanner as the new Sponsorship Services Manager and Mariah Vierkant as the new Special Projects Manager.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Quakes , a minor league team affiliated with the Anaheim Angels, plays baseball at the Epicenter in Rancho Cucamonga.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
kim
2005-02-17 15:55:33
you dumby
From:
kim
2005-02-17 15:56:28
you dumby you dont now anythingcrap head
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