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Topic: Stupid Questions

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

FREQUENTLY ASKED STUPID QUESTIONS We get emailed and asked all sorts of stupid ass questions every week.
Constantly being asked questions by the same person can often annoy people as easily as stupid questions.
Stupid questions are a whole lot easier to live with than stupid decisions.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Stupid QUESTIONS asked by Spectators
Various stupid questions that have been asked in national parks over the years.
This is the standard reply given to questions which are perceived to be stupid.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

If you ask stupid questions we will be forced to mock you mercilessly.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Basic questions are ignored, but sending us copies of illegally obtained stuff is stupid.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The only stupid real estate questions are the ones that were never asked.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Susan was the only one who personally answered my stupid sweeping questions when I first started and for that I will be eternally grateful.
Asking stupid questions that you would know the answers to if you had either 1.
Then they ask stupid questions and waste your time trying to answer them.
 
 
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