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Topic: Quizno's Subs

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gas oven

Personality:

Perfectionist

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite TV show(s):

Live! With Regis and Kelly

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery

Favorite actor(s):

Marilyn Monroe

Favorite food(s):

Pizza, Fish and chips, Hamburgers

Likes to wear:

Punk rock

Listens to:

Punk

Favorite time of year:

Thanksgiving

Favorite drink(s):

Bourbon

Favorite political figure(s):

Fergus O'Connor

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance" - - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Expert Talk

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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Quizno's Subs - 614-291-7849 - 2110 N.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

At Quizno's, we toast every sub to enhance the flavor.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Quizno's Classic Subs - Ash Ave.
Quizno's Classic Subs - E.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Quizno's Classic Subs - Millikin Univ.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

We had lunch at Quizno's Subs on Main and 1st, a very high-quality fast food joint.

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