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Topic: R Us

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Matt Druge
Intelligence:Intelligent
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Dream job(s):Hitman
Education:Junior High School
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Cornflakes
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Favorite computer game(s):Counter Strike,  Quake
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:98 Degrees,  Rolling Stones
Favorite drink(s):Coke
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

ANM informed us that van gujjar women can consult health authorities and get medicines, after paying nominal charges of Rs 5.
John Fielding,
CEO

Landbarons R Us is committed to linking prospective buyers and sellers with the professionals in the farm and ranch real estate market.
In addition, HSB RS recognizes your need for protection and management of personally identifiable information you share with us.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The unit is supplied with windows based A N Y C O L O U R software for designing films to suite your own requirements.
P r o d u c t s: Innovative designers use Heuristic techniques in each product design.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Whores R Us A nice little hardcore site with photos of slut whores with pussy juice dripping down their legs!
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

R&T has helped us gain a vital competitive edge to help our customers and affiliates to maximize product quality.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Supplements R Us Online Store Look for your favorite nutritional supplement or body building aid using our Online Store.
Toys R Us offers the same discounts online, so finding the hottest toys just got a whole lot easier.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Strobes-r-us will assist customers with obtaining factory direct repairs during the warranty period of a product.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

ZU: u r a fuckin hot ass bitch, i would do n e thing for you!
U GuYs r ThA BeSt GrOuP n ThA hOtTeSt GrOuP oUt ThErE.
 
 
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