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Topic: Race Results

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Favorite possession(s):Motorcycle,  Stroller,  Bicycle
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite animal(s):Greyhound
Likes to wear:Ski gear
Favorite sport(s):Running,  Dragon Boat Racing,  Swimming
Favorite computer game(s):Warcraft
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jesse Owens,  Carl Lewis (sprinter),  Ian Thorpe (swimmer)
Listens to:Queen
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 Official race results shall be posted at the APBA Offshore office within 48 hours after the final heat.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 Race results saved automatically to ASCII format files.
All race results are posted in PDF format.
John Fielding,
CEO

Official race results shall be approved by the assigned Race Director and a signed copy will be returned to the promoter for announcement and distribution.
Race results will not be provided individually but will be posted at awards and also online at active.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

 Featuring race results from major kart clubs and race series all over the UK.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 Your Race Results database is updated when you do a Data Download from the subscribers page on this website.
Race results will be posted within two days at our web site.
Any race results sent to us from this site will be posted in the Weekly Race Results section.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

 These race results form the database of the program and are used to make the predictions and formulate all the various reports throughout the program.
Race Results This is a detailed archive of our major meeting results.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

 Those results are in keeping with the turns of some closely watched races for Senate and Governor.
 
 
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