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Topic: Server Rack

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Favorite board game(s):

Scrabble

Favorite food(s):

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Quake, Half-Life

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Server Racks Premier site servers benefit from mirrored e-mail servers technology, meaning that there are two different servers assigned to handle e-mail for your domain name.
Rack-optimized Servers: Powerful performance in the smallest package.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The racks were all stripped of their servers, which were wrapped in bubble wrap, before being moved.
All server racks that we install are braced in two ways.
If these are rack mounted servers - please remember NOT to try moving them in the racks.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

All servers are housed in secure racks behind 2 locked doors and full security system.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

OST Rack Mount Servers provide maximum computing power with efficient space utilization while combining the ultimate in reliability, serviceability and manageability.
The servers are connected on 100-Mbps links within the racks; gigabit links connect the racks to one another.
Rack-optimized Servers: Rack-optimized servers deliver powerful performance in the smallest package.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

All sites are hosted on rack mounted Pentium IV servers with a minimum 1GB RAM.
Our servers are custom built by a third-party vendor specializing in rack-mountable servers, so all customers are assured the highest quality hardware.
Network File Server Racks These functional racks offer the perfect storage for computer systems and other small home/office enviroment.

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