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Topic: River Rats

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Lord Dracula, Rob Roy

People talk about their ..:

Geekiness, Body Odour

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Favorite book(s):

1984 by George Orwell

Favorite animal(s):

Mouse, Snake, Lizard

Interest(s):

Boating

Favorite sport(s):

Dragon Boat Racing, Canoeing, Lacrosse

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being reincarnated as a termite

Worst habit(s):

Taking Ecstasy, Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

The River Rats select Vladimir Guerrero as their number 1 pick.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

River Rat's Picture Page - Personal pictures of salmon trout and steelhead caught flyfishing the lakes and rivers of British Columbia.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

River Rats get some roster reinforcements.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The Albany River Rats stayed perfect in season openers, winning for the third straight opening night against Hamilton no less.
River Rats Vernon Wells is the youngest Fox Valley player at 20 years old.
The River Rats Music is used by permission of the Albany River Rats.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Hennessy leaving River Rats for radio job with the Devils.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Albany River Rats Nov 13th has been changed to Thursday Nov 12th @ 7p.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Albany River Rats Minor League Hockey broadcasting page on Sports Juice.
The Albany River Rats are unbeaten in their last six, the best current streak.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Rats went skating on rivers of frozen dog piss.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The River Rats are unbeaten when scoring first - and have yet to win if they don't score first.

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