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Topic: Rat Trap

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Geekiness

Personality:

Arrogant

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Politics:

Animal rights

Favorite board game(s):

Checkers

Favorite animal(s):

Mouse, Wasps, Snake

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Role Play Games

Favorite movie(s):

Stuart Little

Favorite computer game(s):

Lemmings, Myst

Favorite sport(s):

Fishing, Dragon Boat Racing

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Capricorn

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Driving too fast, Taking Ecstasy

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"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Most rat traps have a wood base that readily absorbs odors.
Rat Zapper customers have found snap traps with only severed limbs of rodents.

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Rat-L-Traps, and black/blue jigs tipped with a Gene Larew craw worm fished on the edges of hydrilla and in the stumps.
Humane rat traps, environment friendly Rodent Control and Pest Control.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Rat Zapper rodent traps kill rats and mice humanely and safely.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Rat Zapper 2000 The Rat Zapper is safer around children and pets than large snap traps and rat poisons.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Prohibited traps means all traps used for the capture of fur-bearing mammals except cage or box type traps, common type mouse and rat traps, and net traps.
Permissible traps means cage or box type traps, common type mouse and rat traps, and net traps.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Humane Rat Traps Rat Zapper electronic mouse and rat traps that kill mice and rats with a deadly shock.
These are humane kill traps that are designed to catch possums but will also occasionally catch rats.
Electronic mouse and rat traps that kill mice and rats with a deadly shock.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Live catch rat traps sometimes catch more than one rat in which case a rat will cannibalize the other to survive.

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