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Topic: Suicide rates

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Mace
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive,  Aggressive
Politics:Gay activism
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:fcuk
Medical note(s):Taking Prozac,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Approaching psychosis
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cross-dressing for a day,  Having severe anorexia
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

The suicide rates for Canada and the United States show that up to 1971, the reported rates for both sexes were lower in Canada than the United States.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Suicide rates are generally higher than the national average in the western states and lower in the eastern and midwestern states.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Suicide rates have traditionally decreased in times of wars and increased in times of economic crises.
Youth suicide rates are higher in rural and remote areas than in capital cities.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Suicide rates for depression are still very high and represent a significant cause of mortality in both young and older adults.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

While suicide rates are higher among homosexual youths than straight youths, gay scouts tend to have a higher rate of suicide than those not involved in scouting, Beam claimed.
Attempted suicide rates were eight times higher in the actively gay and bisexual group of adolescents, compared with their heterosexual counterparts.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Suicide rates are on the increase, our cancer wards are full, and the heart-attack capital of Europe is Northern Ireland.
Overall rates for suicide deaths have remained fairly constant since the 1960s, but the patterns of these deaths have changed.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Suicide rates have climbed to rates never before reached and divorce and domestic violence cases have also risen.
Is this erroneous and misleading information contributing to the high suicide rates of people diagnosed as schizophrenic?
Whilst suicide rates among adults have steadied or declined over the past few decades, suicide rates of young people have increased.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Jiselle
2004-11-14 23:41:53
Should i kill myself?
From:
RSW
2005-05-18 21:55:34
I AM LOOKING FOR IN WHAT PROFESSION IS SUICIDE THE HIGHEST LIKE A LIST OF IT
From:
james
2005-12-20 09:19:14
what is the rate of suicide for the month of november and december in comparision to all other months
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