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Topic: UPS rates

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Currently has on their coffee table:

Playboy magazine

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier, Truck driver

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

Favorite activity(s):

Stamp collecting, Paying off their mortgage

Favorite food(s):

Interest(s):

Numerology, Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap, Hawaiian shirts

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Freight rates shown are firm for surface delivery via UPS or US Postal Service in the 50 United States.
These rates are applicable only to those in the lower 48 states and is for standard ground UPS with tracking.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Calculates UPS shipping rates using locally stored rate tables.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

UPS has one of the worst injury rates among trucking and delivery companies.
UPS ground and Air Freight rates vary depending on the distance to be shipped.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

UPS Worldwide Express is available for Canada at regular UPS Rates plus a handling charge.
Because UPS rates vary greatly from country to country, feel free to email us for a free quote to ship to your country.
Our UPS flat rates do not apply to orders shipped to Alaska and Hawaii.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

There are ups and downs in the per capita fatality rate and the causes of these will be the topic of Section 5.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Shipping rates are automatically calculated using UPS current shipping rates published in the UPS web site.
UPS shipping rates at Used Laptops Online.
Express Saver rates are similar to UPS ground pricing and rates are very reasonable.

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