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Topic: Read

Related:
  Read the book    Please read  
  Read on to learn    Read the text  
  Read Mail    Read Email  
  Read the poem    READ MUSIC  
  Read E mail    Learning to Read  
  Mary Read    PAID TO READ  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's,  Building websites,  Chatting on ICQ
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It reads, "This letter is to remind you of the need to ensure that national banks follow appropiate procedures to ensure the security of confidential documents.
This language reads that “During a hearing de novo the Board may review the evidence considered and the recommendation made by an advisory committee during a complaint.
Philadelphia Reads, an initiative of the Mayor's office, is working to ensure that all children read well and independently by the end of third grade.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Since it reads UNIX standard input and sends its output to UNIX standard output, it has been widely used as middleware, standing between an HP3000 computer and equipment that expects to send and receive data in DEC terminal format.
It reads an executable file, and attempts to produce a C-like representation of the code and data used to build the executable file.
SiFix reads and writes standard industry formats and interfaces smoothly and easily with existing design and tape-out environments.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

He reads a message from the Emperor to the effect that Princess Fay Yen Fah is to come to court as bride of his envoy.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Roucher is taking leave of Ch nier, who reads him his last poem, which he has just written and in which he compares his last moments to the end of a lovely May day.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The inscription reads, "There is no god but God and Mohamed is his prophet.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Such should be clearly evident to anyone who reads The Will and Testament upon which is founded the Administration of the Faith.
Augustine reads the Epistles of St.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

If a student reads at least three of the books on the Caudill nominee list, he or she is eligible to vote in the February ballot.
 
 
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Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'read' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)
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