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Topic: Read the text

Related:
  Text    Read  
  Read the book    Please read  
  TEXT GRAPHICS    Text Images  
  Read on to learn    Text File  
  Text Search    Read Mail  
  HTML text    MESSAGE TEXT  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Typewriter,  Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Most admires:Che Guevara
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Education:None
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Writing stories
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Minesweeper
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Downloading MP3's,  Chatting on ICQ
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Reads ASCII text data files much faster than most other software reads proprietary formatted data.
This script reads specific lines of text from any text file and then stores the lines in an array that you can assign to a variable for data display.
Reads non-text files - allowing you to locate vital PDF and PostScript files that so often are invisible to other search engines.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Change7 Tarot reads the images and divinatory texts from the folder selected in Preferences window.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It reads a text file, hyperlinks it and converts it to HTML on the fly.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The complete text reads as follows: Do what thou wilt shall be the law.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Text reads: On a voyage from Svolv r to Narvik when she was attacked by the British destroyer Bedouin off Brettenes during the allied raid on Svolv r.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The three texts read in a sequence would form almost a complete exposition of the vast range of the foundations as well as the practical methodology of the human quest for eternal values.
These texts are read and analysed as literature rather than used as language exercises, although their language is discussed as well.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Scholars read through his texts to find sections that they believed referred to scripture in the Bible.
If the texts are recited rather than sung, the congregation reads the parts in italics.
Read and think about selected passages from the great religious texts.
 
 
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