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Topic: Video Recorder

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam

Favorite possession(s):

Camcorder, DVD player, Wiretap kit

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Spy

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
"Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus"
"The Gift" by Danielle Steel

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Finding ringtones for their phone

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Video Cassette Recorders are equally mysterious inside.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

No video or audio recorders or cameras will be permitted in the Concert Hall.
No video recorders will be permitted in the Concert Hall.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

NTSC video tapes work on NTSC video cassette recorders and PAL video tapes work on PAL video cassette recorders.
Time lapse recorders allow the compression of many hours of recording time on a single video tape or DVD.
This course is brought to you on standard VHS video cassettes that you can play on most Video Cassette Recorders so.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

A Video Monitor or video suite including a video switcher, video recorders and monitors are connected to the Surface Control Unit.
Defective Digital Cameras and Digital Video Recorders The firm is currently investigating defective digital cameras and video recorders.
Video and television LCD monitors can be connected to video recorders and satellite systems and display a TV image.

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