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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Registered to Vote

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun

Most admires:

Al Gore, George W Bush, Hillary Clinton

Bad point(s):

Vicious

Politics:

Democrat, Republican, Socialist

Education:

None

Favorite great leader(s):

Tony Blair, Margaret Thatcher

Interest(s):

Politics

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party, Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

You may vote without your certificate by signing an affidavit at the polling place stating that you do not have your certificate and are a registered voter.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Any registered voter is authorized to vote by mail with an absentee ballot in any primary or election conducted by the county board of elections.
Generally, any registered and qualified voter who is unable to vote in their precinct on election day may vote an absentee ballot.
Powders said that any registered voter may vote by absentee ballot in any election in which he or she is eligible to vote.

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