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Topic: Selective Service Registration

Related:
  Service    Registration  
  Selective Service System  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Penis
Personality:Aggressive
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Tax Collector,  Mail carrier
Education:Post-graduate,  Junior High School
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Mouse,  Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Business
Likes to wear:School uniform
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Statement of Selective Service Registration a document male students must sign for federal, need-based assistance in which students notate that they have registered with the Selective Service if required to do so.
Have signed a statement of registration compliance indicating having registered with the Selective Service or not being required to register.
Selective Service Registration All persons who are required to register for the Federal Draft under 50 U.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Students needing help resolving problems concerning their Selective Service registration should call 1-847-688-6888.
Call the Selective Service registration information line at 1-847-688-6888.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Copies of proof of registration may be obtained by calling the Selective Service at (847)688-6888.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Registration was suspended early in 1975 and the Selective Service System entered into a "deep standby" posture.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The bill would end draft registration and put Selective Service on deep standby (as opposed to this summer's effort to simply cut off funding)
 
 
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military selective sevice
2005-08-11 01:55:53
I am joining th Job Corps Program next week and the form states that I have to sign up with th Selective Service Registration.
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