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Topic: Windows Registry

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire, Minesweeper

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The Windows Registry is backed up automatically, so if you should screw something up, here's how to fix it.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This patch is intended for Windows File Servers and uses the Server registry to automate the patch process.
The Windows Registry is a massive database that contains all the necessary information for Windows and other software programs to run.
Real Windows game programmers have a shortcut to the registry editor on their desktop.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Windows NT allows you to automate the logon process by storing your password and other pertinent information in the Registry database.
Registry Tool is a total system providing the tools to maintain the Windows registry.
Windows does not update this registry entry once your are connected to your ISP.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows Registry Guide is a collection of registry tips, tricks and tweaks, for Windows 95, 98 and NT in a Windows help file format.
Repair broken Windows configurations Registry file editors allow you to edit the registry files which make up the systems registry image on disk.
The Registry Tool Restore feature guarantees that you have the speed and flexibility to overcome Windows registry problems or perform a Windows registry recovery.

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