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Topic: Stroke Rehabilitation

Related:
  Stroke    Rehabilitation  
  Rehabilitation Center    Heart and Stroke  
  Cardiac Rehabilitation    Power Stroke  
  Vocational Rehabilitation    Acute Stroke  
  Drug Rehabilitation    Heat Stroke  
  Stroke Information    Stroke 9  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Lawyer
Favorite TV show(s):Survivor
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Brain,  Lungs
Interest(s):Psychology
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Family history of schizophrenia,  Undergoing therapy,  Approaching psychosis
Favorite quote(s):"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Stroke Because Magee provides intense rehabilitation care, we only see those stroke patients that can tolerate that level of care.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Dedicated rehabilitation services have not been established for stroke patients in the community, and limited exclusive services exist within the general hospitals.
It funds research into prevention, treatment and better methods of rehabilitation and helps stroke patients and their families directly through its community services.
John Fielding,
CEO

This team approach provides stroke rehabilitation services on an inpatient and outpatient basis, which focus on enabling patients to maximize their function after suffering a stroke.
A rehab team coordinates the care and rehabilitation plan of stroke patients.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

LifeTrainer Stroke Rehabilitation System is a breakthrough rehabilitation device that can help patients regain both mental acuity and mind-body coordination after a stroke.
Similar methods are used to examine cerebral reorganization of sensory-motor areas in stroke patients in the hope of improving rehabilitation.
Other studies have demonstrated that acupuncture may help in the rehabilitation of stroke patients and can relieve nausea in patients recovering from surgery.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Physical disability rehabilitation is for patients who suffer from strokes, cerebral palsy, spinal cord injuries, arthritis, and head injuries.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Research into better rehabilitation methods for stroke patients is linking virtual-reality technology with Web-based physical therapy.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Rehabilitation for adults include programs for head injured, spinal cord injured, stroke patients, and other special populations.
Often patients who have had a stroke or a spinal cord injury are the types of patients a rehabilitation nurse would care for either in a in patient or out patient facility.
 
 
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