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Topic: Report Spam

Related:
  Spam    Report  
  Annual Report    Research Report  
  Progress Report    Financial Report  
  Free Reports    School Report  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Apple Computer,  Windows computer
Appearance:Intimidating
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Downloading porn,  Chatting on ICQ
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Worst habit(s):Swearing
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 All SPAM reports are taking seriously and could result in your account being suspended and any appropriate legal action taken.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

 Net reports that Sanford Wallace has taken up the anti-spam crusade and is now suing spammers.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 Spam Agent features a tool to send a customizable unsubscribe notice to the sender of the spam, or an abuse report to the administrator of the ISP the spammer used to send you the spam.
It can examine the headers of a spam message, automatically add filtering rules to your outlook, and automatically generate spam reports for SpamCop and the Spam Recycling Center.
Anti-Spam Features help prevent some unsolicited e-mail advertisements (spam) from getting to your mailbox, and the built-in SpamCop helps report spammers.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

 Reports of spam are taken very seriously usually resulting in immediate account suspension and investigation without notice.
 
 
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