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Topic: Salary Requirements

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com, Slashdot

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company, Cosmopolitan

Dream job(s):

CEO, Social worker, Teacher

Favorite TV show(s):

The Craft

Favorite activity(s):

Studying

Interest(s):

Business, Computers, Physics

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H. M. Warner (1881-1958)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

My salary requirements are flexible, depending on location, future opportunities and similar factors.
Apply with salary and compensation requirements.
Send resume with salary requirements to Ortho Organizers.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

If you are interested in applying for a position please note in your cover letter your salary requirements and the job title and number for the job for which your applying.
Salary Requirements E-Mail your resume to Monique.
Send resume and salary requirements asap.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Salary Requirements -- Some employers may ask you to state the salary you require for a specific job opening.
Salaries will depend on may factors such as the degree of skill and experience required and any relevant professional requirements.
Please submit resume with salary requirements or stop in at one of our facilities to fill out an application.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Please send resume and salary requirements per the instructions below.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: bowlegs 2005-03-10 20:01:33	How should a salary requirement paper be formatted?
From: 2005-03-23 14:35:50
From: Starflight 2005-05-02 00:56:32	How and where are salary requirements listed on a 1 page resume?

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