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Topic: Retirement Savings

Related:
  Saving    Retirement  
  Retirement Plan    Money Saving  
  Energy Saving    Savings Account  
  Savings and Loan    Retirement Home  
  Retirement Community    Tax Savings  
  Savings Bank    Early Retirement  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist,  Better Homes & Gardens
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector,  CEO
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Economics,  Real estate
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy,  Getting a divorce
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Privatizing retirement savings and allowing workers to divert a portion of their payroll taxes into private retirement accounts can remedy these unintended consequences.
The Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974 that created rules covering qualified retirement savings plans.
An Individual Retirement Account or IRA is a special savings plan authorized by the federal government to help you accumulate funds for your retirement.
John Fielding,
CEO

Such plans are often set up as a retirement or savings benefit and as a way to let employees in on the equity growth of the company while creating an incentive to stimulate productivity.
Sponsoring A Retirement Plan Sponsoring a retirement plan for your employees can be an effective way to attract and retain talented workers and may serve as an excellent tax shelter for your own retirement savings.
Retirement Savings and Cash Management Services provides investment counseling services which enable clients to meet financial goals with confidence.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Retirement Savings for the Lower Income Taxpayers This provision will cause the cynics to chuckle while shaking their heads in disgust.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Plan for the retirement you have always dreamed of while you save on income taxes today with a safe and secure IRA savings account or IRA certificate from RRFCU.
Your retirement savings increase each year with investment earnings (net of tax) at a default rate of 6.
Get serious about retirement savings with a federally insured IRA from your credit union that offers a guaranteed return on your investment.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Encouraging separate retirement savings is the right move, since relying solely on social security will be risky.
Your retirement savings are not enough to insure your spouse's future against a rising cost of living.
 
 
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