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Topic: Rip

Related:
  CD RIP    Rip CD to MP3  
  Rip audio from a DVD    Rip Curl  
  Rip Torn    Free mp3 rip  
  Rip Van Winkle    Free Rip  
  Rip MP3s    DVD rip  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Windows computer
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Likes to wear:Thong,  Surfie clothing,  Spandex PVC
Listens to:Three 6 Mafia
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

His rips and savage gashes transform mechanically reproduced images of promise into unique compositions by revealing layers of related material beneath their surfaces.
Then she rips open her pantyhose so that she can push her big pink sex toy deep inside.
RIPS International are also the sole distributors for the UK and Ireland for the "Smoking" Kingsize brand of rolling papers and accessories.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

This shopkeeper rips off people by selling them cheap merchandise.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Skimp rips Trey away from the truck.
It rips through Piccolo and Piccolo quickly falls dying on the ground.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It rips us all off because reputable companies play by the rules and lose business to shady operators who fool consumers into thinking they are buying a legitimate product.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

RIPs are typically associated with high-resolution output devices because they usually include additional software to work with the particular output device.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

RIP's real advantage is that if there are multiple possible paths to a particular destination and the appropriate entries exist in the routing table, it will choose the shortest route.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Rips out your vocal chords.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Rips a bases loaded triple to beat a elite 8 year old team who has big tournament victories from Texas to Georgia.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Premature retraction rips the foreskin of the penis open and causes your child extreme pain.
 
 
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