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Topic: Rip Van Winkle

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Bad point(s):Lazy
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite movie(s):Roman Holiday
Favorite sport(s):Orienteering,  Horseriding,  Bowling
Listens to:Bob Marley
Favorite destination(s):Jamaica,  New York
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Membership(s):Boy scouts,  Girl guides
Favorite quote(s):"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
"I'd rather have thirty minutes of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special"
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Washington Irving, author of "Rip van Winkle" and "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," was America's first internationally acclaimed writer.
The Catskills are the home of the legend of Rip Van Winkle, brown trout and fly casting.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The Rip Van Winkle 100% cotton tack and jump cover is then quilted to a wool and silk blend for comfort in both winter and summer.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Rip Van Winkle Council operates a service center and office at 75 Pine Street in Kingston.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Starting in 1998, the Rip Van Winkle Council embarked on a capital campaign for Camp Tri-Mount.
Camp Tri-Mount is owned and operated by the Rip Van Winkle Council and is accredited by the Boy Scouts of America.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Rip Van Winkle Council has a proud record of providing effective training programs for adult and youth leaders, enabling them to better serve youth.
John Fielding,
CEO

As part of our Endowment Development Program, the Rip Van Winkle Council has created an organization to perpetuate scouting.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The Rip Van Winkle Council proudly serves the communities in Ulster and Greene Counties in New York State.
Further, it is the mission of the Rip Van Winkle Council is to make the Scouting program available to all eligible youth in Ulster and Greene Counties.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

It seems that the Rip Van Winkle of storytelling has been asleep for long enough and is now awake and ready to tell a tale or two.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Rip Van Winkle Bridge Catskill, New York Cantilevered and suspended deck truss
 
 
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