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Topic: Road

Related:
  Road Map    Road traffic light  
  End Road    Cross Road  
  Country Road    Road Trip  
  Road Vehicle    Road Conditions  
  Road Construction    Road Safety  
  Road Signs    Road Race  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Bicycle,  Motorcycle,  SUV
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Truck driver
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite sport(s):Cycling,  Roller blading,  Horseriding
Favorite computer game(s):SimCity
Favorite destination(s):California
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The roads were stony, having been recently mended; going over them at this pace, my shoe became looser, and as we neared the turnpike gate it came off.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

System-open roads generally remain open for public use except for seasonal closures to prevent road damage due to bad weather conditions.
The major roads are upgraded to highway standards and large sections will be paved within the next several years.
All old and new roads should be well identified and designed with a focus on facilitating traffic flow.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Ruins of roads and buildings found off Bimini Island in the 1960's by the photographed and published expeditions of Dr.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Agra is another weathered town of muddy splattered roads that will be our home for the night.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Roads and freeways are snarled up, as drivers slow down to a top speed of about one mile per hour — and still manage to slide into each other.
Smoother roads lead to longer lasting roads and reduce the maintenance cost, fuel consumption and tire wear of automobiles and trucks.
This is roughly equal to allowing about 2% of motorcycles on the safer roads while riders of smaller bikes are still forced to use the extremely dangerous service roads that are often impassable.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Fordyce followed the roads already cut out and cleared by the Civil War soldiers.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

All roads are suitable for saloon cars and the South Africa Parks Board provides three fully serviced camping sites on the South African side.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

All the roads are currently closed to Palestinian vehicles but Israelis can still get through.
 
 
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