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Topic: Time Warner Road Runner

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  Warner    Runners  
  Road  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Xbox
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control,  TV Guide,  PC World
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Banker
Favorite TV show(s):Anything on MTV
Favorite actor(s):Jim Carrey
Favorite cartoon character(s):Bugs Bunny
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite movie(s):Liar Liar
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading MP3's,  Chatting on ICQ
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Time Warner Cable now offers a convenient Self Install option that allows you to install Road Runner yourself.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Time Warner Cable proudly introduces Road Runner High Speed Online-the fastest, easiest and most reliable Internet server ever.
Most business locations currently wired for Time Warner Cable can install Road Runner Business Services immediately.
Neither Time Warner Cable nor Road Runner has affiliation to or liability for these Web sites or their products.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Time Warner Cable has upgraded most areas in our South Carolina territory to receive Road Runner High Speed Online.
Does Time Warner Cable - Road Runner require me to buy a cable modem?
Time Warner Cable will supply your Road Runner cable modem.
 
 
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