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Topic: Solid Rock

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Favorite sport(s):

Mountain climbing, Bushwalking

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Listens to:

Everclear, Blink 182, Radiohead

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Rock-solid secondary stability, a flared dry hull, and amazing composure in chop and waves make it an outstanding lake canoe.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

These were carved out of a solid rock to provide sanctuaries to Buddhist monks.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

This song rocks with a solid beat and souring guitar solos.
It rocks solid, yet shines with intelligent lyrics and delicious pop melodies.
Big Meteor rocks the planet with a powerful blend of genres and rock solid instrumentation!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Windows 2000 Pro offers rock-solid reliability and improved manageability that simplify desktop management.
And its rock-solid reliability and improved manageability simplify desktop management for IT professionals.
Our websites are hosted on Cobalt RaQ Server appliances for rock solid reliability and easy user administration.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Rock Solid Images Science The commercial solutions for seismic reservoir characterization available from Rock Solid Images are built on a foundation of strong science.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows 2000 Professional is built upon the rock-solid reliability of Windows NT technology, which makes it significantly more reliable than either Windows 95 or Windows 98 technology.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Solid Rock Church Children Ministry exists to bring children to a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ.
Solid Rock Church is a non-denominational church affiliated with Sovereign Grace ministries.

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