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Topic: Romance

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Loving

Favorite author(s):

Alexandre Dumas, Jane Austen, Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite activity(s):

Kissing, Making love

Favorite explorer(s):

Marco Polo

Favorite actor(s):

Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy

Favorite composer(s):

Tchaikovsky

Favorite movie(s):

Roman Holiday, An Affair to Remember, Grease

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Favorite quote(s):

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
Storylines this season also will include continued romances and an episode set in Las Vegas.
In many of the later romances, Marian is abducted by the sheriff or his men and must be rescued.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Gothic romances with embossed covers, smouldering heroes and low-bodices beauties.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

We are particularly interested in any additional accounts (we already have a few) of romances which might have been kindled or nurtured by the participant�s joint interest in Sherlock Holmes.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Evan romances the five remaining women in Paris, visiting the Moulin Rouge, dining atop the Eiffel Tower and taking tango lessons.
Brigitte Bardot romances or destroys any man she comes up against.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

There is an examination of online friendships and romances discussing how the factors that affect interpersonal attraction in face-to-face relations operate on the Internet.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

There are arguments and romances and even an environmental subplot, but not even a couple of deaths or an incestuous affair detract from the sensual, fun-loving atmosphere of the movie.
Although Potter is better known for her romances, this bracing romantic thriller proves she's just as comfortable writing in the contemporary arena.
Series romances are short, contemporary novels that follow the classic romance formula — the "Cinderella legend.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Those scientific romances were simply wild exaggerations, based upon the thinnest foundation of scientific facts.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: anita ganesh 2004-11-19 07:49:30
From: fancy 2004-11-22 01:44:40	why dont you all show a real haunted house if you say you have pictures.
From: JEN 2004-11-28 11:53:41	wha?
From: gary tolman 2004-12-27 20:25:12	has anyoone seen him
From: james 2005-02-16 10:31:34	What is love really mean
From: Marie 2005-03-08 12:56:52	How can i know if my ex-boyfriend still loves me?
From: seeta 2005-03-13 19:15:52	hi how do u set up a msn account
From: bryan 2005-03-24 13:56:15	can a woman get pregnant making love first and seeing her period and without another sex get pregnant by missing her period?
From: fonder 2005-03-29 19:29:30	kookoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
From: Timster 2005-04-08 16:56:01	No Bryan she can not get pregnant.
From: Tera Patrick 2005-04-11 15:24:41	Hey sexy bitches yall need some hardcore penis action!!!Yum.
From: jamie 2005-04-12 20:09:30	want to have sex?
From: RHONDA 2005-04-15 22:36:43	I THINK THAT THEY SHOULD NOT TALK ABOUT SEX AT ALL LIKE THAT
From: sally 2005-04-20 21:02:34	i sleep with a diffrent man each night and now i am preganant but i dont know who the dad is what should i do?
From: Omar 2005-05-09 10:18:14	Whats up with havin sex Jamie?
From: vincenta lytson 2005-06-09 17:19:00	i would like to know how to make someone you been with for 5yrs and they cant tell the other person they love which that person is me?
From: 2005-06-16 10:38:36	sex is graet!
From: none of yours 2005-06-29 19:08:10	RETARDED! and those who spent time on it and created it, are fat retards as well. I never saw such a dumb site in my life. I guess this crap is suppose to be funny, but I have yet to find something that's actually funny on this site. it's lame as hell! One advice to those involved with this, keep your day job, if this IS your day job, you need to find a new one lol. I was lame to even think this was a website I could find useful, but you have to admit the name is deceiving ... ask the brain... more like ask the buttholes. I know people with down syndrome that are smarter than you all.
From: sarah kennedy 2005-06-30 08:22:19	i like to know her mail adderss
From: Raena 2005-07-05 12:34:32	how can you be happy without your true love?
From: Ms. Freek-a-Leek 2005-07-07 14:37:55	Dose it still hurt the second time you have sex? I never had sex before but I'm thinking about having sex with my ex-boyfriend we see each other he comes over my house and play with me and fools around with me he says he got love for me sooner or later he gon love me again.
From: wtf? 2005-07-23 22:24:14	OMG! listen ms. freek a leek. if he is your ex he is your ex for a reason tell him to stay the hell away
From: Ms. Freek-a-Leek 2005-07-28 14:13:05	no I won't he is the love of my life I will do any thing for him so shut the fuck up.
From: jam 2005-07-29 02:29:40	hey ms freaky leak, how about making me your new BF. i might be better than ur ex
From: Ms. Freek-a-Leek 2005-07-29 10:18:51	no thats ok me and my ex-boyfriend are getting back together.But I do look at other boys and talk to them but not hook up with them.You could be a crazy man you could be a lunatic and I'm 16 you are or maybe to old for me.Jam.
From: some one 2005-08-18 01:58:25	patrick / you need to shut the hell up.
From: some one 2005-08-18 02:01:10	i have never been in love and the olny things i love is my mom dad and my cat
From: karlisha 2005-08-22 15:23:51	what is so funny
From: love 2005-09-21 11:43:23	ya'll bunch of rednecks
From: Paul 2005-09-27 12:37:31	All i know is that i f*cked all yalls mommas.
From: Ms. Freek-a-Leek 2005-10-02 17:50:35	Dez you are going to have the time of your life when you come over here and put yo dick inside my pussy and take it in and out.
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From: adrienne Fein 2006-01-23 10:58:36	Hey do any of you know jeremy tiner?
From: YjV0O3Dgbu 2006-02-09 04:01:40	bif0S2XF3j8 OyZ7FB9seyqVcq HDBaTUFopk0mT

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