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Topic: Roof

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  Roof Shingle    Roof Repair  
  Roof Tile    Metal Roof  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Mark Twain
Favorite possession(s):House,  Gas oven,  Vacuum cleaner
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Janitor
Favorite board game(s):Scrabble,  Mahjong
Favorite activity(s):Pottery
Favorite great thinker(s):Gabriel Fahrenheit
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading
Favorite computer game(s):The Sims,  Solitaire
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Starsign:Aries
Favorite time of year:Winter
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

All roofs require periodic inspection and maintenance in order to perform as designed and to provide a long and effective service life.
Million Solar Roofs The Million Solar Roofs Initiative will enable businesses and communities to install solar systems on one million rooftops across the United States by 2010.
Roofs get more abuse from the elements than any other part of the building, and preventative maintenance is a key element to saving money on your roof by providing a longer service life.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Prestige Conservatory Roofs are available in white, golden oak and mahogany finishes as standard with non-standard colours available if required.
Symmetrically slanted roofs dominate the form of the towers, producing a strong horizontal gravity effect.
The buildings were stout wooden ones the roofs of which were made of cypress bark or thatch.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The roofs are rendered attractive by means of variously coloured slates, and the tloured slates, and the towers and pinnacles are adorned with iron trellis-work.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Most Pennant roofs disappeared long ago although some have been saved at St Fagans Welsh Folk Museum.
The pointed slate roofs which characterise the building were the first of their kind built in Spain and are the consequence of an express wish of the Spanish monarch who had seen them on his visit to Flanders.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The roofs were rickety and leaking.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Victorian roofs look very nice but remember that a Victorian roof will mean that the floor will be shaped which could loose the space for an extra chair or plant.
The roofs of the old houses nearly touched each other and the old bell tower of the church rose high above the houses and the old brick town gates.
 
 
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