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Topic: Safe Room

Related:
  Safe    Rooms To Go  
  Living Room    Room  
  Conference Room    Hotel Room  
  Emergency Room    Room  
  Dining Room    Back Room  
  Meeting Room  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  Apartment,  Wheelchair
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Wacky
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control,  TV Guide
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Banker,  Janitor
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Going to the beach
Interest(s):Meeting women,  Camping
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Favorite drink(s):Bourbon
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Rooms are fully air-conditioned and include a 25" color TV via satellite, direct-dial telephones, in-room safes, coffee makers and bottled purified water.
All rooms are en suite with colour tv, hostess tray with complimentary tea and coffee, hairdryer and lock-up safe.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The "safe" rooms were set aside for student/teacher discussion and counseling about homosexuality and other "non-traditional relationships.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

All rooms also offer tea and coffee making facilities, direct dial telephones, digital safes, and satellite television.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

All rooms are equipped with DVD/CD and video players, satellite TVs, and safes.
Rooms are equipped with electronic safe, desk, telephone with data port, alarm clock, cable television, hair dryer.
Visitors are advised not to leave cash and valuables in their hotel rooms but to make use of safe deposit boxes and safes.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Deluxe rooms are located on the ground floors with a terrace and each room is air conditioned with a refrigerator and personal safe.
Our rooms are air-conditioned with attached bathrooms, a personal room safe and complimentary coffee and tea making facilities are also provided.
All rooms have private bath or shower with room safe and luxury amenities.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The rooms are further equipped with a minibar, a safe, 2 direct-dial telephones and the option of connection a fax or a computer.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Tornado Safe Rooms The ICF block Tornado Safe Room is a concept that has been engineered by the Federal Emergency Management Agency or FEMA.
 
 
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